teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(Source: grindlebone)

(Source: thegentlemansarmchair)

alyssasirico:

evilvagina:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

omg

(Source: dumpyscoots)

Random Kristen Wiig SNL Moments: As Kris Jenner in Kim’s Fairytale Divorce

nowaclubpenguinblog:

must’ve been colorblind

juztgurlythingz:

http://satans-buttocks.tumblr.com/ submitted

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

assiest:

i like to be degraded during sex… call me insulting rocket power names like ‘lame-o’ ‘shoobie’ or ‘squid’

doctorheavenharkness:

n0kil7ing:

sevenseasaurus:

Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?

Egberts?

Pizza?

John Green?

A vegan?

The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.

fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers. 

and the vegan wins

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams