-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

filmchrist:

Evan Peters playing a hopeless romantic in American Horror Story

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thatoneniggawiththedreads:

If this ain’t the whitest picture I’ve seen

thatoneniggawiththedreads:

If this ain’t the whitest picture I’ve seen

(Source: devilsplaythings)

helltothenaw:

paainfully:

I love the earthy colors in this outfit, but I didn’t really have anywhere to wear it so pictures will do.
Also the manager of the local sushi place was so impressed with my shitty japanese that he gave me his number, that made my day lol.

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deaupeassmango:

asieyonce:

dynastylnoire:

Gabourey knows about that life


I love ha lol

LOL YAAASSS

deaupeassmango:

asieyonce:

dynastylnoire:

Gabourey knows about that life

I love ha lol

LOL YAAASSS

(Source: sidnugget)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
real hacker:So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker:But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker:I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker:What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker:Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker:I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker:*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

5th-avenue-nyc:

hadeiadel:

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

I can’t stand what these children have to go through it’s so heart breaking

5th-avenue-nyc:

hadeiadel:

First day at school, Gaza, Palestine.

I can’t stand what these children have to go through it’s so heart breaking